Archive for January, 2006

Jan29th

Dildos and Ferris Wheels

Sunday, January 29th, 2006

A nurse and two cameramen were arrested at the Munich beer festival for filming a porn movie on the city’s famous big wheel.

The 21-year-old registered nurse, unnamed due to German privacy laws, and her two acquaintances were spotted ‘filming sexual acts’ by three Italian tourists in another carriage of the ride.

The Oktoberfest tourists alerted authorities, who detained the nurse and the filmmakers - a 25-year-old student and a 30-year-old teacher.

Munich police released a statement saying: “The trio were spotted in the carriage with filming equipment.

“The 21-year-old suddenly disrobed and produced a sex toy that she began to use while the other two filmed her.”

The three have been charged with public indecency.

 

 

 

Jan29th

Love at the Bang of the Gavel

Sunday, January 29th, 2006

A judge who fell for the defendant’s girlfriend is in trouble after offering to put his rival away for a long time.

The 63-year-old justice from Munich, named only as Wolfgang W for legal reasons, sent the 30-year-old woman text messages.

He told her he wanted to bed her after they went out for dinner together during her boyfriend’s robbery trial.

But the woman turned on the judge when he sent her a text saying: “I could lock him up for a long time, so that you can get some peace,” and she showed the messages to her boyfriend’s lawyer.

The judge has now been taken off the case and is facing disciplinary action as well as charges of abuse of office, which carries up to five years in prison.

 

 

 

Jan15th

A Ticket to ?Ride?

Sunday, January 15th, 2006

A nurse and two cameramen were arrested at the Munich beer festival for filming a porn movie on the city’s famous big wheel.

The 21-year-old registered nurse, unnamed due to German privacy laws, and her two acquaintances were spotted ‘filming sexual acts’ by three Italian tourists in another carriage of the ride.

The Oktoberfest tourists alerted authorities, who detained the nurse and the filmmakers - a 25-year-old student and a 30-year-old teacher.

Munich police released a statement saying: “The trio were spotted in the carriage with filming equipment.

“The 21-year-old suddenly disrobed and produced a sex toy that she began to use while the other two filmed her.”

The three have been charged with public indecency.

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Jan14th

Smile, You?re on?

Saturday, January 14th, 2006

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Vandals who broke into and wrecked a northern Mexican primary school over the Christmas holidays were thoughtful enough to leave the photocopied mug shot of one of their gang at the scene of the crime.

Mexican television showed a black-and-white print on Tuesday of the squashed, chubby face and hands of a young boy. The photocopy was made at the school in the northern city of Monterrey and left among smashed chairs and torn books.

Headmistress Maria del Rosario Gomez told Televisa news it was the third time the school had been vandalized, and said some of her own pupils were likely to blame.

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Jan14th

Polygamy on Steroids!

Saturday, January 14th, 2006

A Bosnian pensioner who claims to have been married 162 times has said he wants to marry at least another 100 women.

Nedeljko Ilincic, 75, from Milosevac in Bosnia and Herzegovina, said he first got married when he was 15 and since then it has been “just one wife after another”.

He said he now plans to see if his “feat” is worthy of a place in the Guinness Book of Records.

The former waiter, who has 14 children from different marriages, told local weekly Svet: “I first got married when I was only 15.

“I did it mainly because my parents wanted me to marry a woman named Joka, even though she was 20 years older than me, because her family was rich.

“I soon divorced her though because I didn’t like her and after that it was just one wife after another. I seemed to be getting either married or divorced all the time.

“The length of the marriages was always different, sometimes I’d spend a few years with my wife, other times it would just be a week. I must hold the record though.”

And the former waiter, who is currently single, said that at 75 he had not lost his appetite for marriage.

He said: “I’m still very popular with the ladies. At the moment there are two I could choose from, Janja and Dragica, who are both from Gradacac in Bosnia and Herzegovina, and I’ve heard one of my ex-wives Petra also wants me back.

“I may be getting on a bit, but I’m not ready to give up on love just yet. Another 100 marriages would probably calm me down.”

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Jan14th

So What Will the Charge Be?

Saturday, January 14th, 2006

Impersonating a canine?

Police are hunting two thieves after one stole a purse from an elderly woman while his accomplice pretended to be a dog.

Police in Stockton-on-Tees say it was one of the most unusual distraction burglaries they’ve ever encountered.

The two men barged into a house owned by a brother and sister in their nineties just after midday on Saturday, reports local ITV news.

One of the thieves then dropped to his knees and started to bark like a dog and crawl around on all fours.

Police say while the shocked 90-year-old woman and her brother, 93, looked on in disbelief, the second man grabbed the woman’s purse and the pair ran off.

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